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Michael McIntyre - How Do You Answer The Phone?

Michael McIntyre is reputed to be the highest paid comedian there is.  

These are a few of his jokes.

Posh hotels have a turn-down service. I had never heard of this and there was a knock at the door and a woman said, ‘I’ve come to turn down your bed.’
To which I said, ‘Well many women have in the past. Why should you be any different?’”

On Valentine's Day: "You have to come up with this s--- every year. Last week I just wrote, ‘I still love you, see last years card for full details’."

A Geordie said to me, ‘Are yous looking at us?’ How many mistakes can you make in one sentence?


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